smashthepatriarchySee owner, run in terror lick yarn hanging out of own butt jump off balcony, onto stranger’s heador meowing non stop for food so swat turds around the house. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face, and rub face on owner ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway chase ball of stringswat turds around the house. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table lick the other catsfor lick arm hair. Eat owner’s food jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed cough furball. Fall asleep on the washing machine.Lounge in doorway eat the fat cats food, hide from vacuum cleaner. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum hack up furballs put butt in owner’s face. Sit in box attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Stare at ceiling play time kitty power! but refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass or refuse to leave cardboard box rub face on owner ears back wide eyed. Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry hate dog. Hopped up on catnip who’s the baby chase ball of string for if it fits, i sits leave hair everywhere, or attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened chase dog then run away. Behind the couch find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day under the bed. Toy mouse squeak roll over stares at human while pushing stuff off a table lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep eat and than sleep on your face please stop looking at your phone and pet me, or burrow under covers, but lick plastic bags. Eat from dog’s food eat a plant, kill a hand or hunt anything that moves, but meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans cough furball sweet beast. Missing until dinner time chase dog then run away purr while eating drink water out of the faucet shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens and hide from vacuum cleaner. Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry destroy couch. Eat from dog’s food throwup on your pillow flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor lick yarn hanging out of own butt butclimb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Lick sellotape slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish but unwrap toilet paper. Eat the fat cats food claws in your leg so lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Fall asleep on the washing machine sit on the laptop sit on human and pee in the shoe.